Fresh Off the Litter Box
The latest additions to Floof’s Café: fresh designs with the same impeccable disdain you’ve come to expect.
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Emotionally Unavailable
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Barely Coping
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Seen Enough
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Silent Judgment
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April Silhouette: The Polite Disapproval
April arrives with a little more poise...and a lot more silent judgment. This month’s Silhouette is all refined fluff and composed elegance, the kind that suggests everything is under control… except, of course, you.
Wearable Disdain:
The best of Floof Lite: Handpicked, side-eyed, and ready to improve your wardrobe (and possibly your attitude).
These tees deliver maximum comfort with just enough disdain to let everyone know you’ve had enough.
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Om...My God You're Annoying
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I Have Reached My Limit
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Nope, Not Today
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Yes, I Shed. You're Welcome.
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The Sherpa Fleece Blanket You Should’ve Bought First
Ridiculously soft, unapologetically luxurious, and printed so beautifully it may upstage your furniture. This is not a blanket, it’s a lifestyle upgrade, and yes, it’s judging your throw pillows.
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Croissants & Condescension
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Do Not Disturb. Ever.
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Why Is My Bowl Empty?
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Crimson Moon Guardian: The Unimpressed Warrior Cat
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